“Dude what’s wrong, you suffering from buyer’s remorse or something?”

“God, no. Nothing like that.”

(Source: acceptable, via reckless-with-class)

“Looks like we’re going to have to make a cameo at the Val party.”

(Source: neoretro, via free---kids)

“I feel like such a heifer. I had 2 bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M’s, and like, 3 pieces of licorice.”

(Source: moldavia, via autumn-cashmere)

“would you call me selfish?”

“no, not to your face.”

(Source: blondesandbeach, via tousled-tresses)

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“She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like for people to be jealous of us.”

(Source: passionedelamode, via andsoweramble)

“Why should I listen to you, anyway? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”

(Source: itusedtobeyou, via tousled-tresses)

“I have direction.”

“Yeah, towards the mall.”

(Source: breakfastatbarneys)

“Whatever.”

(via autumn-cashmere)

“Hey James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road”

“You try driving in platforms.”

Off to London for the week! Xo

(Source: theinfinitespectrum, via reckless-with-class)